We were witness to what may have been the world’s best way to get a free beer at the Stanley Texas Motor Speedway event last week. This gentleman strolls up to the event tent with a large cockatoo on his wrist and says the bird can open a beer with his beak. It’s a great conversation starter, to say the least.
Of course, the first thing everyone does is run to find him a beer. Sure enough, the bird takes several tries at it but finally does manage to get the beer open. This may well be the smartest man alive and the most expensive beer opener we’ve ever seen.
So, in conclusion, if you are a beer-loving bumpkin that hangs around motorsport event campgrounds, get a big bird that likes the same things you do.